Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The maid of honor just puked.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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