I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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