I am puke
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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