my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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