I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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