I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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