I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
