Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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