how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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