Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am midnight drunk by noon
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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