Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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