Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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