So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He shit in the fireplace
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
