So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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