No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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