Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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