I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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