We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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