pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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