I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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