Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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