It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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