I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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