a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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