im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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