you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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