1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
