what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she told me i tasted like america
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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