Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The adults are the big ones right?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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