I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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