My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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