We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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