Don't you send me to vm
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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