So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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