Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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