i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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