they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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