He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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