You really coming over, don't trick.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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