Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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