New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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