Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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