Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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