i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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