: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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