i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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