covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm like, not good at living.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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