another moral hangover. fuck.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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