I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartenderās bed
wow bdsm is so cute
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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