I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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