I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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