he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's paint friendship bongs
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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