I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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