Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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