so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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