Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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