My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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