Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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