Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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