I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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